Step #1
Arrange for a designated driver. Captain Leonardo Contarino of the Carnival Liberty will do just fine.
Step #2
Brace yourself for libations and enter through this archway with a big grin across your face.
Step #3
Order maragritas…duh!
Step #4
Start with the Appetizer Platter (Lava Lava Shrimp, Chicken Quesadillas, Chicken Wings & Creamy Spinach Dip with Tortilla Chips)
Step #5
Sit in this chair at 11 am and take a smartphone selfie with your maragarita and use the free wifi to post it on social media so all your friends chained to a desk will hate you.
Step #6
Use said smartphone to take a picture of waitresses carrying food on their heads to prove to yourself later that you weren’t hallucinating.
Step #7
There’s booze in the blender so order a Pina Colada.
Step #8
Pass out in hammock.
Step #9
Order the Volcano Nachos as big as your head (Mountain of chips, chicken, jalapenos, tomatoes, scallions, chili, guacamole and sour cream)
Step #10
Spend the remainder of the day at the swim up bar.
Congrats! You’ve officially wasted away in Margaritaville Grand Turk! Nope…it’s your own damn fault. I may be a woman, but I take no blame.
Margaritaville Grand Turk
Open at 11 am (or when the first cruise ship arrives in port) and Closed at 10 pm
Turks & Caicos Islands
MargaritavilleCaribbean.com/GrandTurk
Special thanks goes out to Margaritaville Grand Turk for hosting me and my family for lunch. I was not required to write this post and all opinions are my own.
How far is margaritaville from the cruise ports? Walking distance?? Or do I need a cab?
In Grand Turk it is at the foot of the cruise pier. Like literally just a stone’s throw away. No cab necessary
Thanks for a great post Amanda!
Thanks so much for having me! See you again on St. Patrick’s Day!
Enjoyed the Coconut Shrimp by the pool with the DJ keeping it fun.
My ex girlfriend got “wasted away in margaritaville” Grand Turk and doesn’t remember anything thereafter. 2 months later calls me and says that there was something more than “booze in the blender” and claims I or had the bartender put something in her drink. We had been great friends since high school, but she wouldn’t believe me and ended our frindship. Has anyone had a similar experience?