The Progression of Wasting Away in Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Grand Turk

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk

 

Step #1

Arrange for a designated driver. Captain Leonardo Contarino of the Carnival Liberty will do just fine.

Carnival Liberty docked in Grand Turk

Step #2

Brace yourself for libations and enter through this archway with a big grin across your face.

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk
Step #3

Order maragritas…duh!

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk
Step #4

Start with the Appetizer Platter (Lava Lava Shrimp, Chicken Quesadillas, Chicken Wings & Creamy Spinach Dip with Tortilla Chips)

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk - Appetizer Platter
Step #5

Sit in this chair at 11 am and take a smartphone selfie with your maragarita and use the free wifi to post it on social media so all your friends chained to a desk will hate you.

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk
Step #6

Use said smartphone to take a picture of waitresses carrying food on their heads to prove to yourself later that you weren’t hallucinating.

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk
Step #7

There’s booze in the blender so order a Pina Colada.

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk - Pina Colada
Step #8

Pass out in hammock.

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk
Step #9

Order the Volcano Nachos as big as your head (Mountain of chips, chicken, jalapenos, tomatoes, scallions, chili, guacamole and sour cream)

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk - Volcano Nachos
Step #10

Spend the remainder of the day at the swim up bar.

Margaritaville Caribbean in Grand Turk - Swim Up Bar

Congrats! You’ve officially wasted away in Margaritaville Grand Turk! Nope…it’s your own damn fault. I may be a woman, but I take no blame.

Margaritaville Grand Turk
Open at 11 am (or when the first cruise ship arrives in port) and Closed at 10 pm
Turks & Caicos Islands
MargaritavilleCaribbean.com/GrandTurk

Special thanks goes out to Margaritaville Grand Turk for hosting me and my family for lunch. I was not required to write this post and all opinions are my own.

6 Comments

  • Nicole says:

    How far is margaritaville from the cruise ports? Walking distance?? Or do I need a cab?

  • Margaritaville Caribbean says:

    Thanks for a great post Amanda!

  • Russ Carrier says:

    Enjoyed the Coconut Shrimp by the pool with the DJ keeping it fun.

  • Ken Martin says:

    My ex girlfriend got “wasted away in margaritaville” Grand Turk and doesn’t remember anything thereafter. 2 months later calls me and says that there was something more than “booze in the blender” and claims I or had the bartender put something in her drink. We had been great friends since high school, but she wouldn’t believe me and ended our frindship. Has anyone had a similar experience?

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